In a study conducted by Institute, based on 600,000 phone calls from customers to businesses in the past year, it was found that Ohio residents swear more than residents of any other state in this country! Ohioans also ranked in the bottom five in terms of courtesy. As a current resident of the Buckeye state, was I surprised by this? Not really, at least on the swearing front.
Here's what I typically hear Ohioans say in the following situations (alright, some of these quotes may be slightly exaggerated, to the point where I'm sporting a Pinnochio-esque nose):
Situation: Ordering a drink
"Can a guy get a f**king beer around here? S**t!"
Situation: Ordering food at a nice restaurant
"I'd like the steak. I want it medium-f**kin'-raw! None of that medium-well bulls**t! I want it pink to the point where I can hear the f**king cow f**king moo, okay? You got that?"
Situation: Asking a woman out at a bar
"Hey baby. You're look f**kin' good, girl. How about you and I f**kin' go back to my place and just talk and s**t? We can talk, f**k, and s**t, know what I'm saying? How does that sound?"
Situation: Watching a sporting event
"F**k! F**k! F**k! F**k! F**k! I can't f**king believe that call! What the f**k is that zebra looking at? Jesus! That's f**king horses**t! We're only up 42-0! It should be 56 to f**kin' nothing! Come on, refs! Get with the f**king program here!"
Situation: Proposing to a woman
"Honey, I love you, like, so much and s**t. We've been together for like f**kin' ever, you know? I guess what I'm trying to say is, will you like f**kin' marry me and s**t?"
http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2013/05/15/swearing-study.html
Here's what I typically hear Ohioans say in the following situations (alright, some of these quotes may be slightly exaggerated, to the point where I'm sporting a Pinnochio-esque nose):
Situation: Ordering a drink
"Can a guy get a f**king beer around here? S**t!"
Situation: Ordering food at a nice restaurant
"I'd like the steak. I want it medium-f**kin'-raw! None of that medium-well bulls**t! I want it pink to the point where I can hear the f**king cow f**king moo, okay? You got that?"
Situation: Asking a woman out at a bar
"Hey baby. You're look f**kin' good, girl. How about you and I f**kin' go back to my place and just talk and s**t? We can talk, f**k, and s**t, know what I'm saying? How does that sound?"
Situation: Watching a sporting event
"F**k! F**k! F**k! F**k! F**k! I can't f**king believe that call! What the f**k is that zebra looking at? Jesus! That's f**king horses**t! We're only up 42-0! It should be 56 to f**kin' nothing! Come on, refs! Get with the f**king program here!"
Situation: Proposing to a woman
"Honey, I love you, like, so much and s**t. We've been together for like f**kin' ever, you know? I guess what I'm trying to say is, will you like f**kin' marry me and s**t?"
http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2013/05/15/swearing-study.html
Comments
Post a Comment