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A Donald Trump Top Ten List

During his campaign, Donald Trump has insulted the following demographics: Women, blacks, Mexicans, Muslims, Jews, POWs, the disabled, Asians, (illegal) immigrants, the media, politicians (on both sides, including his Republican opponents), Native Americans, LGBTs, the list goes on and on and on... Now that Trump is the Republican Party's presumptive nominee for the upcoming presidential election, he's bound to utter countless more offensive quotes. Here are the top ten offensive statements I predict Trump will utter before election day.

10) "The final thing on my bucket list is to get loudly cheered when entering a mosque and yelling, 'Bomb!' because I know that's what happens in those kinds of places."

9) "The one kind of woman I'd never marry is a broad one, a broad broad so to speak."

8) "My daughter Ivanka's hot. If she weren't my daughter, I'd probably be dating her, but since she is, I'm like not supposed to. So if anyone out there has a daughter as hot as Ivanka, why don't you send her my way? I'll make her tremendously unbelievably happy, mark my words."

7) "Whenever I sing the Michael Jackson song, 'Black or White,' I change the words to 'Thug or white,' 'Moocher or white,' or 'High jumper or white'."

6) "Mexicans should really be called Mexicants, because they can't speak no English!"

5) "You can't spell 'negotiation' without 'Jew.'"

4) "Instead of pardoning a turkey every Thanksgiving, how about we pardon an Indian?"

3) "I absolutely love arm-wrestling with midgets, because they're the only people who make my hands look big, like really big, bigly big."

2) "What do you get when you cross a blind man with an Asian woman? A bad driver and someone who can't see."

1) (drumroll) "Some say I'm not sensitive. Believe me, I'm sensitive. To prove it, when I become president, I'm going to sign a thing which draws attention to a cause close to my heart. I'm going to make April 'Retard Awareness Month.'"

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