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"You're so vague. You may or may not think this one thing is about someone."

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's when a person is consistently vague. Sure, we all have our moments. Perhaps we're hungover, sleep deprived, have a headache, etc., and our thoughts and words just aren't coming to us as quickly as they typically do. That's fine. But when someone appears to communicate like they're hungover 24/7, that's when they drive me to reach for some Aleve. This may be a major reason why I can't stand presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump. The man always sounds hungover, and worse yet, he's completely sober. Now, given my sometimes dirty mind (that's putting it lightly), perhaps I'm more prone to this than others, but whenever someone is so vague even The Donald would be impressed, I tend to take these vague statements in a perverse manner. Here are just a few examples of what I'm talking about:

Trump: "'Two Corinthians 3-17, that's the whole ball game... Is that the one? Is that the one you like? I think that's the one you like."

Translation: "What was that position in the Cum Laude Sutra book we read about? Two Corinthians 3-17? Was that it? Was that the one you liked? I think that was the one you liked. Yeah, let's do that one again."


Trump: "Trust me, we're gonna do stuff, lots of stuff, very very good and bad stuff."

Translation: "Let's reenact every scene from the movie Lord of the G-Strings."


Trump: "Not only is it big; it's bigly - so bigly, it's yuge, okay?!?"

Translation: "It's like what this tiny elf dude, Giant Petey, told me one time: 'Tiny hands, tremendously yuge tallywacker.' True story. True story."


Trump: "We either do it or we don't, so I choose to do it, and do it very very well, I guarantee it."

Translation: "Inside, outside, up, down, forwards, backwards, diagonally, around, it's like those Who guys sang, we're 'Talkin' 'bout my fornication,' or whatever that word was. Formation? Function? Fusion? Menstruation?"


Trump: "It's going to be something terrific, fantastic, tremendous, and unbelievable, believe me."

Translation: "Just like I know words and have the best words, I know dicks and have the best dick; that I can promise you."

http://www.listland.com/8-of-donald-trumps-most-outrageous-quotes/

http://www.listland.com/8-of-donald-trumps-most-outrageous-quotes/
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