#HighSchoolTaughtMe

I may have had poor timing when I started posting tweets for the trending hashtag #HighSchoolTaughtMe, but regardless, I thought I'd share them anyway. Here they are, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen at this link - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) #HighSchoolTaughtMe bullies should never be elected president, especially when their last name rhymes with "dump."
24 Likes, 8 Retweets

2) #HighSchoolTaughtMe the key to life is being accepted by squeaky-voiced "athletes" you may only know for 4 years of your life.
9 Likes, 1 Retweet

2) #HighSchoolTaughtMe it's always socially acceptable to say, "I'm unemployed and I live with my parents." (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6c17WxIcCw …)
#Costanza
9 Likes, 1 Retweet

4) #HighSchoolTaughtMe there's no nap like a Study Hall nap.
8 Likes, 0 Retweets

5) #HighSchoolTaughtMe lunch breaks just aren't the same without recess.
4 Likes, 3 Retweets

6) #HighSchoolTaughtMe spelling bee champions get all the girls, chicks, damsels, mademoiselles, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.
6 Likes, 0 Retweets

6) #HighSchoolTaughtMe the three guarantees in life are: 1) Death, 2) Taxes, and 3) VHS tapes at Blockbuster Video.
6 Likes, 0 Retweets

6) #HighSchoolTaughtMe Shakespeare didn't ask, "To be or not to be;" he asked, "To pass a note or not to pass a note?"
6 Likes, 0 Retweets

9) #HighSchoolTaughtMe the day's never complete without a game of dodgeball between meetings.
3 Likes, 2 Retweets

9) #HighSchoolTaughtMe when there's something strange in the neighborhood, I'm gonna call my mom from a payphone.
4 Likes, 1 Retweet

9) #HighSchoolTaughtMe the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about, along with "Saved By the Bell" and CliffsNotes.
5 Likes, 0 Retweets

9) #HighSchoolTaughtMe you learn something every day, well, only the days you stay awake during Mrs. Ben Stein's morning Biology class.
5 Likes, 0 Retweets

13) #HighSchoolTaughtMe fart jokes are like Elvis Presley. They'll never die.
3 Likes, 1 Retweet

13) #HighSchoolTaughtMe saying "like" every other word like makes you like really cool and like hot and stuff.
3 Likes, 1 Retweet

13) #HighSchoolTaughtMe you know things have gotten serious when you're holding hands with somebody at a roller skating rink.
4 Likes, 0 Retweets

16) #HighSchoolTaughtMe nothing drives the ladies crazier than when you say, "Mmmbop, ba duba dop." (Hanson video)
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

17) #HighSchoolTaughtMe it's perfectly acceptable for others to take credit for your hard work.
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

17) #HighSchoolTaughtMe love at first sight often ends a day or two later.
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

19) #HighSchoolTaughtMe you don't know what you have with a girlfriend until you break up and find a new one the following day.
1 Like, 0 Retweets

19) #HighSchoolTaughtMe if you're feeling uncertain about something, anything, just ask the cheerleading squad to give you a cheer.
1 Like, 0 Retweets

19) #HighSchoolTaughtMe inconsistent and squeaky voices can be sexy.
1 Like, 0 Retweets

19) #HighSchoolTaughtMe rumors never die because they're always true.
1 Like, 0 Retweets

Totals: 110 Likes, 18 Retweets (Averages of 5.0 Likes, 0.8 Retweets)