In addition to #FakeTabloidFacts, I had some more fun with the trending Twitter hashtag #TheBibleHasTaughtMe over the weekend. Here are my tweets, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be read here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) #TheBibleHasTaughtMe that Jesus never said, "I love everyone. Oh, you're gay? I'm sorry, but I can't bake this cake for you."
122 Likes, 48 Retweets
2) #TheBibleHasTaughtMe that "Thou shalt not be gay" & "Thou shalt give to the wealthy while stomping on the needy" are not Commandments
40 Likes, 14 Retweets
3) #TheBibleHasTaughtMe you can't have "Two Corinthians" without First Corinthians (http://www.christianpost.com/news/donald-trump-stephen-colbert-two-2-corinthians-bible-verse-liberty-university-155836/ …)
27 Likes, 11 Retweets
4) #TheBibleHasTaughtMe contradictions will never go endangered, let alone extinct
27 Likes, 5 Retweets
5) #TheBibleHasTaughtMe Jesus was white, Christian, and American. Nevermind, I was taught that elsewhere...
24 Likes, 4 Retweets
6) #TheBibleHasTaughtMe many RWNJs read a different Bible
14 Likes, 4 Retweets
7) #TheBibleHasTaughtMe I should be grateful my parents didn't name me Gad, Ham, Dodo, or Basemath
16 Likes, 1 Retweet
8) #TheBibleHasTaughtMe, when debating capital punishment, it's perfectly reasonable to say, "An eye for an eye, but also turn the other cheek"
10 Likes, 4 Retweets
9) #TheBibleHasTaughtMe insanity is timeless
10 Likes, 2 Retweets
10) #TheBibleHasTaughtMe one needn't be drunk to attempt to walk on water, but there's still a 99% chance that is the case
8 Likes, 3 Retweets
10) #TheBibleHasTaughtMe anything is possible with an imagination, acid, and a way to communicate a message
10 Likes, 1 Retweet
12) #TheBibleHasTaughtMe about eight different types of marriages - http://www.religioustolerance.org/mar_bibl0.htm
4 Likes, 1 Retweet
Totals: 312 Likes, 98 Retweets (Averages of 26.0 Likes, 8.2 Retweets)
1) #TheBibleHasTaughtMe that Jesus never said, "I love everyone. Oh, you're gay? I'm sorry, but I can't bake this cake for you."
122 Likes, 48 Retweets
2) #TheBibleHasTaughtMe that "Thou shalt not be gay" & "Thou shalt give to the wealthy while stomping on the needy" are not Commandments
40 Likes, 14 Retweets
3) #TheBibleHasTaughtMe you can't have "Two Corinthians" without First Corinthians (http://www.christianpost.com/news/donald-trump-stephen-colbert-two-2-corinthians-bible-verse-liberty-university-155836/ …)
27 Likes, 11 Retweets
4) #TheBibleHasTaughtMe contradictions will never go endangered, let alone extinct
27 Likes, 5 Retweets
5) #TheBibleHasTaughtMe Jesus was white, Christian, and American. Nevermind, I was taught that elsewhere...
24 Likes, 4 Retweets
6) #TheBibleHasTaughtMe many RWNJs read a different Bible
14 Likes, 4 Retweets
7) #TheBibleHasTaughtMe I should be grateful my parents didn't name me Gad, Ham, Dodo, or Basemath
16 Likes, 1 Retweet
8) #TheBibleHasTaughtMe, when debating capital punishment, it's perfectly reasonable to say, "An eye for an eye, but also turn the other cheek"
10 Likes, 4 Retweets
9) #TheBibleHasTaughtMe insanity is timeless
10 Likes, 2 Retweets
10) #TheBibleHasTaughtMe one needn't be drunk to attempt to walk on water, but there's still a 99% chance that is the case
8 Likes, 3 Retweets
10) #TheBibleHasTaughtMe anything is possible with an imagination, acid, and a way to communicate a message
10 Likes, 1 Retweet
12) #TheBibleHasTaughtMe about eight different types of marriages - http://www.religioustolerance.org/mar_bibl0.htm
4 Likes, 1 Retweet
Totals: 312 Likes, 98 Retweets (Averages of 26.0 Likes, 8.2 Retweets)
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