#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan and #TrumpConspiracyTheories

The hashtags #ActionMovieCampaignSlogan and #TrumpConspiracyTheories weren't rending for very long on Twitter yesterday, but I had a little bit of fun with them regardless. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) "What are you lookin' at, butthead?"
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
35 Likes, 11 Retweets

2) Big guns, bigger ego, tiny penis
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
19 Likes, 11 Retweets

3) Trump, Limbaugh, & Gingrich's 7 exes divorced them to prove gay marriage isn't any less moral, b/c they're lesbians
#TrumpConspiracyTheories
16 Likes, 7 Retweets

4) 7-Eleven was an inside job
#TrumpConspiracyTheories
11 Likes, 5 Retweets

5) Jim Cantore made up climate-change because he once sprained his back while reporting on Hurricane Gullible
#TrumpConspiracyTheories
12 Likes, 3 Retweets

6) Nothing says macho like a basketball ring
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
12 Likes, 2 Retweets

7) Gandhi came back to life to shoot JFK and try to prove that guns actually kill people
#TrumpConspiracyTheories
10 Likes, 3 Retweets

8) Approval ratings among women is skewed because not enough men were asked
#TrumpConspiracyTheories
8 Likes, 4 Retweets

9) To Trump: Punishing women for abortions, take 43
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
5 Likes, 4 Retweets

10) Lights, camera, bullsh*t!
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
4 Likes, 2 Retweets

10) Plausibility is never an option
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
6 Likes, 0 Retweets

12) "Let's go to war for no reason"
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
3 Likes, 2 Retweets

12) 0.2% of the time orange guys get the chicks every time
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
4 Likes, 1 Retweet

12) Make America waste money again!
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
5 Likes, 0 Retweets

15) The first rule of fight club is to not constantly fight oneself with contradictions
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
2 Likes, 1 Retweet

15) The moon landing was just a scene from a David Lynch or Terry Gilliam film
#TrumpConspiracyTheories
2 Likes, 1 Retweet

15) Mathematicians
2007: 173 > 365
2008: 173 < 365
Result: Obama wins election
#TrumpConspiracyTheories
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

18) No plans, just kickin' ass
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
1 Like, 1 Retweet

18) "Let's blow sh*t up!"
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

18) Less creepy than the bad guy
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

21) The crazier the better!
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
0 Likes, 1 Retweet

21) "I crap bigger than you" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IfzRf1DtxQ …
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
1 Like, 0 Retweets

21) "Let's edit this out..."
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
1 Like, 0 Retweets

24) Reasonable plots suck
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
0 Likes, 0 Retweets

24) "...and this year's Razzie goes to..."
#ActionMovieCampaignSlogan
0 Likes, 0 Retweets

Totals: 164 Likes, 59 Retweets (Averages of 6.6 Likes, 2.4 Retweets)

Another look at "The Nightly Show" with Larry Wilmore

After its first week, I gave The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore a B+ grade. While I didn't think the show appeared to be perfect by any stretch of the imagination, I also liked the Daily Show meets Politically Incorrect vibe I got from it, and thought, with the proper adjustments, the show would indeed provide a great fill-in for The Colbert Report . In the show's succeeding weeks, however, I've been less impressed by it and think that if it doesn't make certain adjustments, it could be in jeopardy of losing many long-time viewers of the show's time slot. One major issue I think the show's had to this point is a lack of direction. It's been unable to decide whether it wants to be a comedy show with serious conversation sprinkled in or a serious show with comedy sprinkled in. It's almost as if the show's writers want to give The Nightly Show a Real Time with Bill Maher feel. The problem with that idea or format is the fact Real Time is an hour lon...

My first book review of "Penetrating the Heart of Life: Ambiguous In Thought, Ambivalent In Feeling"

Well, I received my first book review on this poetry-compilation book I completed and published late last year, but have finally gotten around to marketing now. The reviewer gave it 5 out of 5 stars and said: "I enjoyed the poetic journey the writer has taken me on. From darkest days and hopeful optimism to the conclusion of hope realized. The visual images that the poem titled "Room Temperature" elicits, made me think of the song, "Horse With No Name" sung by the band America. In a similar manner, another poem – "Deafening Sigh-lence" reminded me a great deal of Simon & Garfunkel’s song, "The Sound of Silence". There are so many poems in this book that I related to, that I felt a connection to the author and felt that we were traveling on this journey together." http://www.lulu.com/shop/craig-rozniecki/penetrating-the-heart-of-life-ambiguous-in-thought-ambivalent-in-feeling/paperback/product-18677501.html

Book Ranking Update

Three of my four books are now in the top 100,000, including one of the new two: "The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck (censored version)" (2011) - 149,246 "The Kind-Hearted Smarta*s (uncensored version)" (2011) - 96,347 "Seasons Come, People Grow: A Poetic Journey" (2006) - 57,336 "The Serious Scale of Sarcasm: More Balanced Than a Drunken High-Heeled Clown On a Tight Rope" (2007) - 39,666 Let's keep those numbers going in the right direction, meaning down, I suppose! (http://www.lulu.com or can be purchased elsewhere)

The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

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