#NewTrumpTvShows

I had a field day with the trending Twitter hashtag #NewTrumpTvShows yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Orange Is the New White Supremacist
#NewTrumpTvShows
158 Likes, 88 Retweets

2) Married With Children He'd Date If They Weren't His Children
95 Likes, 43 Retweets

3) How I Cheated On Your Mother
#NewTrumpTvShows
66 Likes, 27 Retweets

4) Are You Smarter Than an Oompa Loompa With the Mind of a 5th Grader?
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27 Likes, 14 Retweets

5) Donald J. Trump: American Horror Story
#NewTrumpTvShows
26 Likes, 11 Retweets

6) The Fresh Dunce of Bel-Air
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17 Likes, 10 Retweets

7) Everybody Loathes Donald
#NewTrumpTvShows
18 Likes, 6 Retweets

8) The Oh Really?!? Factor
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18 Likes, 5 Retweets

9) The Good Immigrant Wives
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15 Likes, 7 Retweets

10) Little Hands in the Prairie
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15 Likes, 6 Retweets

10) Stupid-ish
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18 Likes, 3 Retweets

12) The Crazy Bunch
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8 Likes, 10 Retweets

13) Arrest in Development
#NewTrumpTvShows
11 Likes, 3 Retweets

14) The Yugest Loser
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8 Likes, 5 Retweets

14) Suck Dynasty
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11 Likes, 2 Retweets

16) Mad Man
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8 Likes, 4 Retweets

16) Family Lies
#NewTrumpTvShows
9 Likes, 3 Retweets

16) The Talking Brain-Dead
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9 Likes, 3 Retweets

19) MythTellers
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6 Likes, 5 Retweets

19) The Kook of Hazzard
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9 Likes, 2 Retweets

19) Fresh Off the Crazy Train
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11 Likes, 0 Retweets

22) Friday Night Spite
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6 Likes, 4 Retweets

22) The Blunder Years
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7 Likes, 3 Retweets

22) Saved By the Dumbbells
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10 Likes, 0 Retweets

25) Looniest Tunes
#NewTrumpTvShows
8 Likes, 1 Retweet

26) America's Creepiest Home Videos
#NewTrumpTvShows
6 Likes, 2 Retweets

26) Breaking Bigly Bad
#NewTrumpTvShows
7 Likes, 1 Retweet

26) Where in the World Is San Diego? Seriously, Where Is It?
#NewTrumpTvShows
7 Likes, 1 Retweet

26) The Bozo Show (no changes needed)
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7 Likes, 1 Retweet

26) The Big Douche Theory
#NewTrumpTvShows
8 Likes, 0 Retweets

31) Get Smart or Get Drumpf
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5 Likes, 2 Retweets

31) It's Not Always Sunny in Philadelphia Because, With Climate Change, It Gets Dark At Night
#NewTrumpTvShows
6 Likes, 1 Retweet

31) CSI: Wherever
#NewTrumpTvShows
7 Likes, 0 Retweets

34) Man Behaving Badly, Like Really Really Bad
#NewTrumpTvShows
5 Likes, 1 Retweet

34) Drumpfy the Country Slayer
#NewTrumpTvShows
5 Likes, 1 Retweet

34) Heavily Revised Sober History
#NewTrumpTvShows
5 Likes, 1 Retweet

34) Half a Man
#NewTrumpTvShows
6 Likes, 0 Retweets

38) Make Days Happy Again
#NewTrumpTvShows
5 Likes, 0 Retweets

38) Home Diminishment
#NewTrumpTvShows
5 Likes, 0 Retweets

40) House of Lards
#NewTrumpTvShows
3 Likes, 1 Retweet

40) Last Orangeman Standing
#NewTrumpTvShows
3 Likes, 1 Retweet

40) Reno 7-Eleven!
#NewTrumpTvShows
3 Likes, 1 Retweet

40) Modern Insanity
#NewTrumpTvShows
4 Likes, 0 Retweets

44) Flawed & Disordered
#NewTrumpTvShows
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

44) Marks of Exasperation
#NewTrumpTvShows
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

46) $1 Million Loan Survivor
#NewTrumpTvShows
1 Like, 1 Retweet

46) His Own American Idol
#NewTrumpTvShows
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

48) The King of Memes
#NewTrumpTvShows
0 Likes, 0 Retweets

Totals: 700 Likes, 280 Retweets (Averages of 14.6 Likes, 5.8 Retweets)

Boycotting jukeboxes because of TouchTunes

I love music and enjoy hitting the bar(s) over the weekend, so naturally, when the mood strikes me, I've never been coy about playing some songs on the jukebox. This past Thursday, a friend of mine turned 50, so several friends of her's, including myself, all met up to celebrate the occasion. At around 9:30, a friend of mine and I both chipped in $5 to play some songs on the jukebox. Four hours and 231 skips later, we gave up on hearing the songs we had selected, and went home knowing we had just wasted $5. This wasn't the first time such a thing had happened to me (and many others), and due to that, I'll be boycotting jukeboxes. Why? The scam known as TouchTunes. You see, here's how the plot typically breaks down. A person (or group of people) downloads the TouchTunes app on his/her phone, consumes one too many adult beverages, and due to this, has less care for spending extra money to hear the songs of their choosing right NOW. That's the thing with TouchTun...

Face guarding is legal in college football and the NFL

I just wanted to remind fans and announcers especially, that face guarding is legal in both college football and the NFL. It all comes down to contact. So long as a defender doesn't make contact with an intended receiver, he doesn't have to turn around to play the ball. I can't tell you how many times every week I hear announcers talk about face guarding being a penalty. It's not. I even heard one announcer yesterday state, "If the defender doesn't turn around and play the ball, the ref will call pass interference every time." That's simply not true. Courtesy of referee Bill LeMonnier, he says this with regard to the rule at the college level (answered on 8/12/13): "NCAA rules on pass interference require the face guarding to have contact to be a foul. No contact, no foul by NCAA rules." In the NFL rule book, this is written: "Actions that constitute defensive pass interference include but are not limited to: (a) Contact by a ...

A closer look at the Scramble With Friends power-ups

I am unashamed to admit that I'm a nerd. My idea of a good time is playing a word game like Boggle or Scrabble. Thankfully, I (and many others) can play such games via Facebook and/or my (our) cell phone(s). While it seems that cheating has become more commonplace in these games (Words With Friends in particular) than San Diego has had nice weather, I've yet to give in to that craze. One element present with the game Scramble With Friends (Boggle) not present in Words With Friends (Scrabble) are legal boosts called "power-ups," which cost a number of tokens from the 15 available. I've now tried all five power-ups, including the latest one which costs money. So, in case anyone's curious about playing the game or giving these power-ups a gander, here's a rundown of them all: Freeze - I think this is probably my favorite of all the power-ups. With the freeze, time stands still for a matter of seconds, which allows you more time to find words and improve...

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