I had some fun with the trending hashtag #4OutOf5DoctorsSay" on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay, to improve one's mental health, it's best to turn off Fox News.
119 Likes, 34 Retweets
2) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay the most effective cure for insomnia is listening to Ben Carson speak.
70 Likes, 20 Retweets
3) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay the world's deadliest virus is Trumpola.
26 Likes, 9 Retweets
4) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay taking Cialis doesn't typically result in a couple winding up outside in bathtubs.
25 Likes, 6 Retweets
5) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay, when they were kids, they wanted to grow up to be professional Operation players.
20 Likes, 6 Retweets
6) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay "Airplane's" Dr. Rumack is who inspired them to become doctors.
16 Likes, 3 Retweets
7) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay they don't know how to spell their names, which explains their illegible signatures.
16 Likes, 1 Retweet
8) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay 20% of doctors are idiots.
11 Likes, 4 Retweets
9) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay guns are more dangerous than Obamacare.
11 Likes, 2 Retweets
9) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay all the marijuana they consume is "medical."
12 Likes, 1 Retweet
11) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay the best way to beat shyness is by doing a couple shots of whiskey and then going streaking.
11 Likes, 1 Retweet
12) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay they flip a coin when asked, "Who's a more qualified doctor, Dr. Oz or Ozzy Osbourne?"
8 Likes, 3 Retweets
12) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay it's their life goal to help everyone cross "waiting an hour at the doctor's office" off their bucket lists.
9 Likes, 2 Retweets
14) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay their worst nightmare is hearing the two words, "Dr. Trump."
9 Likes, 1 Retweet
15) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay, despite what Donald Trump wants to believe, there's no link between small hands and large penises.
5 Likes, 4 Retweets
15) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay they knew they wanted to become doctors as soon as Ben Carson fell asleep during their surgery.
9 Likes, 0 Retweets
17) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay they were yugely disappointed with their experiences at Trump University.
7 Likes, 1 Retweet
18) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay their pick-up line at bars is, "Trust me; I'm a doctor."
6 Likes, 1 Retweet
19) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay they speak gibberish 69% of the time all of the time.
3 Likes, 2 Retweets
19) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay they were home-schooled throughout college.
5 Likes, 0 Retweets
21) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay, under hobbies/interests in their eHarmony profiles, they enjoy "long walks on the beach in scrubs."
2 Likes, 1 Retweet
21) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay running with scissors is okay; it's hurdling with scissors that causes all the problems.
3 Likes, 0 Retweets
21) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay "my husband/wife had me at 'amygdala.'"
3 Likes, 0 Retweets
24) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay to their patients, "I bet you my doctor is better than yours."
1 Like, 1 Retweet
25) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay the BMI formula was originally concocted by Cheech and Chong.
1 Like, 0 Retweets
Totals: 408 Likes, 103 Retweets (Averages of 16.3 Likes, 4.1 Retweets)
1) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay, to improve one's mental health, it's best to turn off Fox News.
119 Likes, 34 Retweets
2) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay the most effective cure for insomnia is listening to Ben Carson speak.
70 Likes, 20 Retweets
3) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay the world's deadliest virus is Trumpola.
26 Likes, 9 Retweets
4) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay taking Cialis doesn't typically result in a couple winding up outside in bathtubs.
25 Likes, 6 Retweets
5) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay, when they were kids, they wanted to grow up to be professional Operation players.
20 Likes, 6 Retweets
6) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay "Airplane's" Dr. Rumack is who inspired them to become doctors.
16 Likes, 3 Retweets
7) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay they don't know how to spell their names, which explains their illegible signatures.
16 Likes, 1 Retweet
8) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay 20% of doctors are idiots.
11 Likes, 4 Retweets
9) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay guns are more dangerous than Obamacare.
11 Likes, 2 Retweets
9) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay all the marijuana they consume is "medical."
12 Likes, 1 Retweet
11) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay the best way to beat shyness is by doing a couple shots of whiskey and then going streaking.
11 Likes, 1 Retweet
12) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay they flip a coin when asked, "Who's a more qualified doctor, Dr. Oz or Ozzy Osbourne?"
8 Likes, 3 Retweets
12) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay it's their life goal to help everyone cross "waiting an hour at the doctor's office" off their bucket lists.
9 Likes, 2 Retweets
14) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay their worst nightmare is hearing the two words, "Dr. Trump."
9 Likes, 1 Retweet
15) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay, despite what Donald Trump wants to believe, there's no link between small hands and large penises.
5 Likes, 4 Retweets
15) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay they knew they wanted to become doctors as soon as Ben Carson fell asleep during their surgery.
9 Likes, 0 Retweets
17) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay they were yugely disappointed with their experiences at Trump University.
7 Likes, 1 Retweet
18) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay their pick-up line at bars is, "Trust me; I'm a doctor."
6 Likes, 1 Retweet
19) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay they speak gibberish 69% of the time all of the time.
3 Likes, 2 Retweets
19) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay they were home-schooled throughout college.
5 Likes, 0 Retweets
21) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay, under hobbies/interests in their eHarmony profiles, they enjoy "long walks on the beach in scrubs."
2 Likes, 1 Retweet
21) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay running with scissors is okay; it's hurdling with scissors that causes all the problems.
3 Likes, 0 Retweets
21) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay "my husband/wife had me at 'amygdala.'"
3 Likes, 0 Retweets
24) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay to their patients, "I bet you my doctor is better than yours."
1 Like, 1 Retweet
25) #4OutOf5DoctorsSay the BMI formula was originally concocted by Cheech and Chong.
1 Like, 0 Retweets
Totals: 408 Likes, 103 Retweets (Averages of 16.3 Likes, 4.1 Retweets)
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