Homosexuality is already punishable by law in the gulf nations of: Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, the United Arab Emirates, Qatar, Bahrain, and Oman - also referred to as the GCC [Gulf Cooperation Council] countries. Well, these countries are going to try and go one step further and discuss a proposal on November 11th on possibly conducting tests to detect gays and bar them from entering any of the GCC countries.
Peter Tatchell, British activist and directer of the Peter Tatchell Foundation, said the following on the matter:
"There is no known medical test to detect homosexuality. I wonder what quackery the Kuwaiti authorities plan to invent in their vain attempt to identify gay men. It simply won't work..."
Those are my thoughts exactly. My guess is these gulf nation-authorities will determine a man is gay through the following tests:
- If, without shoes on, he's shorter than 5'5''
- If, when asked about his favorite sport, he says, "The one with the ball."
- If his voice is higher than a 13-year old boy, even if he's 12 or younger
- If he looks like someone an authority suspects likes penis
- If his name rhymes with dance
- If an authority penetrated him with his manhood and doesn't want anyone to know about it
- If he refuses to drink tap water
- If he thinks Allah looked like Prince
- If he looks so pretty, an authority hit on him, thinking he was a woman
- If, when asked to describe breasts, he says they feel like sand
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/09/gulf-countries-detect-gays_n_4065927.html
Peter Tatchell, British activist and directer of the Peter Tatchell Foundation, said the following on the matter:
"There is no known medical test to detect homosexuality. I wonder what quackery the Kuwaiti authorities plan to invent in their vain attempt to identify gay men. It simply won't work..."
Those are my thoughts exactly. My guess is these gulf nation-authorities will determine a man is gay through the following tests:
- If, without shoes on, he's shorter than 5'5''
- If, when asked about his favorite sport, he says, "The one with the ball."
- If his voice is higher than a 13-year old boy, even if he's 12 or younger
- If he looks like someone an authority suspects likes penis
- If his name rhymes with dance
- If an authority penetrated him with his manhood and doesn't want anyone to know about it
- If he refuses to drink tap water
- If he thinks Allah looked like Prince
- If he looks so pretty, an authority hit on him, thinking he was a woman
- If, when asked to describe breasts, he says they feel like sand
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/09/gulf-countries-detect-gays_n_4065927.html
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