Here are my Twitter trending-hashtag posts for the past couple of weeks. As usual, they're ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) Donald Trump wants to investigate a comedy that's been around 44+ years. Devin Nunes wants to sue parody accounts. ...and they call liberals snowflakes? Hey, at least we can laugh.
#DevinNunes #SNL
3,743 Likes, 842 Retweets
2) 1) In an interview, Trump encourages his "tough" supporters to get violent & posts a tweet about it.
2) One of his supporters kills 49 people.
3) Trump deletes the tweet and sends his "warmest sympathies" to the victims.
Yeah, that seems genuine...
#NewZealandShooting
1,002 Likes, 514 Retweets
3) Donald Trump may not be legally responsible for the attack in New Zealand, but to say he doesn't bear any responsibility is wrong. He has continually encouraged/legitimized anger, hatred, prejudice, violence, & enabled the crazies to come out of the woodwork.
#NewZealandShooting
461 Likes, 128 Retweets
4) I'm just waiting for a documentary to air, entitled, "From Superman to Super-Douche: The Dean Cain Story."
#DeanCain
387 Likes, 72 Retweets
5) Mueller: "I'm indicting 37 people-"
Trumpsters: "So what you're saying is nothing happened, right?!?"
No, that's not what he's saying.
#Mueller
182 Likes, 39 Retweets
6) Trumpsters rejoice over a report they haven't seen while failing to realize there are 16 other investigations surrounding their hero. SAD!
#MuellerReport
165 Likes, 35 Retweets
7) Mueller By the Numbers
- 37 indictments
- 8 guilty pleas/convictions
- 6 who don't yet know their legal fate
- 10 years, 7 months, & 2 weeks worth of prison time (thus far)
If this was a "witch hunt," it seems quite obvious Trump associates with a lot witches...
#MuellerReport
110 Likes, 43 Retweets
8) 1) GOP: "You can't indict a sitting president, even if he's guilty!"
2) The president doesn't get indicted.
3) GOP: "You see?!? He's innocent!"
#MuellerReport
112 Likes, 28 Retweets
9) Trebek: "Zero."
Contestant: "What are the number of Republicans who would call Obama completely vindicated had he been in Trump's position with regard to the Mueller report?"
Trebek: "That is correct."
Contestant: "I'll take 'GOP BS' for $400, Alex."
#MuellerReport
92 Likes, 20 Retweets
10) Trump: "I could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and not lose William Barr's support."
Apparently...
#MuellerReport #Snark
89 Likes, 16 Retweets
11) #InAWorldWithNoTwitter, "President" Trump wouldn't know what to do, besides eat buckets of KFC while riding in a golf cart on one of his courses and yelling at an illegal immigrant he employed to build a wall.
72 Likes, 2 Retweets
12) 1) Countless people lied to protect Trump.
2) Trump lies at a record-breaking clip to protect himself.
3) DT won't release his taxes or testify under oath.
4) He wasn't exonerated.
5) McConnell doesn't want the Mueller report released.
Yeah, he's real innocent...
#MuellerReport
45 Likes, 17 Retweets
13) A shirt Mueller is bound to wear in the future: "I investigated Trump-Russia for 2 years and all I got was a 4-page report filled with bold 72-sized font from a hand-picked attorney general."
#MuellerReport #Snark
42 Likes, 7 Retweets
14) Stop it with the it's-too-soon-to-talk-about-this routine. If we had talked about this sooner, the #NewZealandShooting may have never happened. Ignoring a problem and waiting for the "perfect" time to discuss it won't make it go away; it'll just elongate said problem.
35 Likes, 11 Retweets
15) Obama: "Who's investigating investigating me? Fire them all! Nominate that super-fan of mine for attorney general too! The investigation has been going on for 2 years? Have the AG write a haiku about it."
GOP: "Vindicated!"
Yeah, like that would ever happen...
#MuellerReport
31 Likes, 11 Retweets
16) Public: "They're investigating him for any murder, right?"
Media: "There's evidence of him killing at least one person."
Judge: "He didn't kill Jim-Bob Hootenanny."
GOP: "He didn't commit any murders then!"
See how ridiculous that sounds?
#MuellerReport #Snark
33 Likes, 8 Retweets
17) Mueller: "Trump is not exonerated, not even in the slightest bit."
Trump: "I was fully exonerated!"
Giuliani: "Hey, exoneration isn't exoneration! I mean, not exoneration is exoneration! Yeah, that's it."
#MuellerReport #Snark
26 Likes, 7 Retweets
18) If reports of the Mueller report being 700 pages are true, Barr's letter would have represented one-half of one percent of it. To place that in perspective, if a person making $1M annually received 0.5 of 1% of that, he/she'd make $5,000 per year.
#MuellerReport
24 Likes, 6 Retweets
19) Barr: "If a person covers a crime with another crime, but that first crime is found to not be a crime beyond a reasonable doubt, then that second crime can't be a crime at all."
Yeah, okay...
#MuellerReport #ObstructionOfJustice
27 Likes, 3 Retweets
20) "You're disgusting for talking about this right now! Respect the victims!"
Really? How about we learn to respect the seriousness of a threat/situation so that innocent people don't become victims? The longer we hold off on that, the more victims there will be.
#NewZealandShooting
20 Likes, 7 Retweets
Totals: 6,668 Likes, 1,816 Retweets (Averages of 333.4 Likes, 90.8 Retweets)
1) Donald Trump wants to investigate a comedy that's been around 44+ years. Devin Nunes wants to sue parody accounts. ...and they call liberals snowflakes? Hey, at least we can laugh.
#DevinNunes #SNL
3,743 Likes, 842 Retweets
2) 1) In an interview, Trump encourages his "tough" supporters to get violent & posts a tweet about it.
2) One of his supporters kills 49 people.
3) Trump deletes the tweet and sends his "warmest sympathies" to the victims.
Yeah, that seems genuine...
#NewZealandShooting
1,002 Likes, 514 Retweets
3) Donald Trump may not be legally responsible for the attack in New Zealand, but to say he doesn't bear any responsibility is wrong. He has continually encouraged/legitimized anger, hatred, prejudice, violence, & enabled the crazies to come out of the woodwork.
#NewZealandShooting
461 Likes, 128 Retweets
4) I'm just waiting for a documentary to air, entitled, "From Superman to Super-Douche: The Dean Cain Story."
#DeanCain
387 Likes, 72 Retweets
5) Mueller: "I'm indicting 37 people-"
Trumpsters: "So what you're saying is nothing happened, right?!?"
No, that's not what he's saying.
#Mueller
182 Likes, 39 Retweets
6) Trumpsters rejoice over a report they haven't seen while failing to realize there are 16 other investigations surrounding their hero. SAD!
#MuellerReport
165 Likes, 35 Retweets
7) Mueller By the Numbers
- 37 indictments
- 8 guilty pleas/convictions
- 6 who don't yet know their legal fate
- 10 years, 7 months, & 2 weeks worth of prison time (thus far)
If this was a "witch hunt," it seems quite obvious Trump associates with a lot witches...
#MuellerReport
110 Likes, 43 Retweets
8) 1) GOP: "You can't indict a sitting president, even if he's guilty!"
2) The president doesn't get indicted.
3) GOP: "You see?!? He's innocent!"
#MuellerReport
112 Likes, 28 Retweets
9) Trebek: "Zero."
Contestant: "What are the number of Republicans who would call Obama completely vindicated had he been in Trump's position with regard to the Mueller report?"
Trebek: "That is correct."
Contestant: "I'll take 'GOP BS' for $400, Alex."
#MuellerReport
92 Likes, 20 Retweets
10) Trump: "I could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and not lose William Barr's support."
Apparently...
#MuellerReport #Snark
89 Likes, 16 Retweets
11) #InAWorldWithNoTwitter, "President" Trump wouldn't know what to do, besides eat buckets of KFC while riding in a golf cart on one of his courses and yelling at an illegal immigrant he employed to build a wall.
72 Likes, 2 Retweets
12) 1) Countless people lied to protect Trump.
2) Trump lies at a record-breaking clip to protect himself.
3) DT won't release his taxes or testify under oath.
4) He wasn't exonerated.
5) McConnell doesn't want the Mueller report released.
Yeah, he's real innocent...
#MuellerReport
45 Likes, 17 Retweets
13) A shirt Mueller is bound to wear in the future: "I investigated Trump-Russia for 2 years and all I got was a 4-page report filled with bold 72-sized font from a hand-picked attorney general."
#MuellerReport #Snark
42 Likes, 7 Retweets
14) Stop it with the it's-too-soon-to-talk-about-this routine. If we had talked about this sooner, the #NewZealandShooting may have never happened. Ignoring a problem and waiting for the "perfect" time to discuss it won't make it go away; it'll just elongate said problem.
35 Likes, 11 Retweets
15) Obama: "Who's investigating investigating me? Fire them all! Nominate that super-fan of mine for attorney general too! The investigation has been going on for 2 years? Have the AG write a haiku about it."
GOP: "Vindicated!"
Yeah, like that would ever happen...
#MuellerReport
31 Likes, 11 Retweets
16) Public: "They're investigating him for any murder, right?"
Media: "There's evidence of him killing at least one person."
Judge: "He didn't kill Jim-Bob Hootenanny."
GOP: "He didn't commit any murders then!"
See how ridiculous that sounds?
#MuellerReport #Snark
33 Likes, 8 Retweets
17) Mueller: "Trump is not exonerated, not even in the slightest bit."
Trump: "I was fully exonerated!"
Giuliani: "Hey, exoneration isn't exoneration! I mean, not exoneration is exoneration! Yeah, that's it."
#MuellerReport #Snark
26 Likes, 7 Retweets
18) If reports of the Mueller report being 700 pages are true, Barr's letter would have represented one-half of one percent of it. To place that in perspective, if a person making $1M annually received 0.5 of 1% of that, he/she'd make $5,000 per year.
#MuellerReport
24 Likes, 6 Retweets
19) Barr: "If a person covers a crime with another crime, but that first crime is found to not be a crime beyond a reasonable doubt, then that second crime can't be a crime at all."
Yeah, okay...
#MuellerReport #ObstructionOfJustice
27 Likes, 3 Retweets
20) "You're disgusting for talking about this right now! Respect the victims!"
Really? How about we learn to respect the seriousness of a threat/situation so that innocent people don't become victims? The longer we hold off on that, the more victims there will be.
#NewZealandShooting
20 Likes, 7 Retweets
Totals: 6,668 Likes, 1,816 Retweets (Averages of 333.4 Likes, 90.8 Retweets)
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