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Paul Ryan's Freudian slip on healthcare

Former Republican vice presidential candidate and lover of an Ayn Rand blow-up doll - Paul Ryan - made quite the comment on our healthcare system today. Here, I'll let him explain things himself. Paul, take it away...

"We believe that this law is going to collapse under its own weight... This to us is something that we're not going to give up on, because we're not going to give up on destroying the health care system for the American people. We want to prevent this law, which we really do believe will do great damage to families and the health care system in America."

This is merely the foreshadowing of Ryan's 2016 presidential campaign, which will be called, "Vague Details of Destruction," where Mr. Detailed himself will lay about specifics in a vague manner as only he can. These vague details of destruction will include the following sure-fire winning quotes from Mr. Ryan:

- "We're not going to give up on destroying the health care system for the American people. Your health isn't my health, so whatever."

- "We're not going to give up on destroying jobs for the American people until we put the Great Depression to shame! That's a promise!"

- "We're not going to give up on destroying foreign countries until we're more hated than everyone except bin Laden, Hitler, and Nickelback!"

- "We're not going to give up on destroying the environment until weather-people regularly say, 'Today - record highs, with a 50% chance we will not survive till tomorrow.'"

- "We're not going to give up on destroying our education system until 48 is seen as greater than 52, so Republican candidates will be seen as the winners on election day."

One thing I think we can be certain of is that Mr Ryan won't give up on unintentionally sounding like an idiot whenever he opens his mouth. Keep on talking, sir. Just keep on talking...

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/03/12/rep-paul-ryan-republicans-wont-give-up-on-destroying-the-health-care-system/

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